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There's NO WAY That Climate Change Is Real!

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Greetings, I am Dr. Cole Greenehaus reporting my extensive environmental studies to you. My many years of research has provided me enough evidence to make this claim: climate change is NOT REAL. In this society of “radical subjectivism” you must not believe ANYTHING someone tells you, but you should trust me. My argument is supported by many credible politicians like Donald Trump, who also wisely decided to cancel the United States from the global climate agreement a few months ago. The world was shocked at the bold move by the United States, but climate change isn’t real. It was just a big waste of money, and we as a nation should focus the funds to much more important matters like repealing Net Neutrality and spending months on end discussing to replace an Universal Healthcare which is still under the works folks. Important decisions like this, to replace a fully functioning healthcare plan with a virtually same one, takes YEARS to do. Anyway, back to climate chang...

An Unrealistic and Unimaginable Society

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How horrible would it be to live in such a world where there is no privacy, no trust between neighbors, and no rights? To be constantly spied on by a “Big Brother” figure? All around, there are cameras constantly recording every one of your movements. Any suspicious activities are directly reported to the elite heads of the Administration. They can look through all of your private information such as cell phone records, social media, and text messages. All the reasoning they need is suspicion. In this theoretic society, the evidence gathered such as the constant camera recordings can be used against you in court. Even though this evidence was not gathered under a search warrant, it can definitely be used as legitimate evidence. There is also no trust or relationship between neighbors. The extent of neighbors is yelling to “keep your kids off my lawn” and filing noise complaints. Neighbors are expected and encouraged to report any suspicious activities and betray each other’s t...